08
May
Baby’s First Bald Spot
Or, How to Become Your Own Dad in Just 42.5 Years
10 min read
Self(hood) Help
19
Apr
Peeing on Your Boyfriend Won’t Give You What You Want, but It Will Give You What You Need
The one with the watersports. ;)
9 min read
01
Feb
How to Become Your Own Boyfriend in 2,316 Days
Just 14 incredible steps
2 min read
10
Jan
An Incomplete Accounting of My Non-Material Resources
I’m rich!
3 min read
28
Dec
Everything I Did Wrong in 2022
(Spoiler: Nothing.)
2 min read
18
Dec
Soul-Fight Club
Or, What to Do When It Turns Out Your Soul Is Being Kind of a Dick
4 min read
08
Nov
Road Trip to Regeneration
On no longer settling for what looks right.
4 min read
01
Nov
This morning, I woke up and pooped in a truck
That time when I moved into an RV.
4 min read
02
Oct
Hey Jupiter
A letter to a goat who knows more about love than I did
4 min read
09
Sep
The Great Transsexual Baking Cope-Off
This whole thing is basically a trigger warning. Me, too.
15 min read