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Self(hood) Help

Self(hood) Help

08
Oct
Thank You, Daddies

Thank You, Daddies

(You can be my daddy, too)
5 min read
28
Sep
A man stands on a ferry in front of the Seattle skyline at night. He is opening his white coat to show a strappy black bodysuit and his chest covered with black tattoos.

Adopt a Trans

For just 16 cents a day
7 min read
25
Aug
Divorcing “Should”

Divorcing “Should”

Now dating other options
5 min read
29
Jul
`A fraying strip of retro, burgundy-backed, horizontal floral wallpaper above a plastic toilet.

Drunkorating

Fake self-love till you make self-love.
8 min read
08
Jul
Moon hovering above a pine-covered hill behind the author. Foreground is a pair of feet poking out of a h

The End of Sex

Or, How Psychedelics Helped Me Stop Fuckin’
22 min read
23
Jun
Notes on a Cat’s Butthole

Notes on a Cat’s Butthole

R.I.P. to the love of my life.
10 min read
10
May
A man with a beard and blue-glitter cat-eye eyeliner takes a selfie in a mirror. He has black, flowery tattoos covering his bare shoulders.

I, Transphobe

Fuck Kevin Hart. And, I’ll read this to you. 🎧
13 min read
22
Mar
A man lying in bed with a cat asleep on his shoulder. The cat is black with white paws and whiskers; the man is white and wearing a white fleece.

Cat Person 😻

Let yourself be loved, for fuck’s sake.
16 min read
24
Feb
B A N K R U P T C Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

B A N K R U P T C Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

I HAD $271. It’s not a brag—just an accounting of the total amount of money in my only
11 min read
05
Feb
A Tale of Two Swimsuits

A Tale of Two Swimsuits

Two pictures are worth a thousand words.
1 min read