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Self(hood) Help

Self(hood) Help

10
May
A man with a beard and blue-glitter cat-eye eyeliner takes a selfie in a mirror. He has black, flowery tattoos covering his bare shoulders.

I, Transphobe

Fuck Kevin Hart. And, I’ll read this to you. 🎧
13 min read
22
Mar
A man lying in bed with a cat asleep on his shoulder. The cat is black with white paws and whiskers; the man is white and wearing a white fleece.

Cat Person 😻

Let yourself be loved, for fuck’s sake.
15 min read
24
Feb
B A N K R U P T C Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

B A N K R U P T C Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

Plus, the annual titties-free celebration sale.
12 min read
05
Feb
A Tale of Two Swimsuits

A Tale of Two Swimsuits

Two pictures are worth a thousand words.
1 min read
08
Jan
I Can Haz House

I Can Haz House

A video tour of my tiny, movable home. 🎥
8 min read
12
Nov
A person in high-heeled alligator boots, shorts, and a sequin vest stands in front of a garage painted NO PARKING.

Love Is Like Oral

It’s specialized as hell.
10 min read
15
Aug
A TV screenshot of man with his face covered in rhinoceros makeup stands in a room filled with lit candles, and the caption, “The Dolphin Queen chose me.”

Heed the Dolphin Queen

Maybe being myself is easier than I think.
4 min read
22
Jun
Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Better living through garnishes (and throughout wars).
10 min read
11
May
Happy You-Survived-Your-Mother Day

Happy You-Survived-Your-Mother Day

To my fellow undercared-fors.
5 min read
10
Jan
Unpaid Advertisement: Other People’s Boyfriends

Unpaid Advertisement: Other People’s Boyfriends

Do you really need your own?
6 min read