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Transness

Transness

15
Oct
My Cat Is Trans

My Cat Is Trans

Sorry not sorry.
7 min read
28
Sep
A man stands on a ferry in front of the Seattle skyline at night. He is opening his white coat to show a strappy black bodysuit and his chest covered with black tattoos.

Adopt a Trans

For just 16 cents a day
7 min read
10
May
A man with a beard and blue-glitter cat-eye eyeliner takes a selfie in a mirror. He has black, flowery tattoos covering his bare shoulders.

I, Transphobe

Fuck Kevin Hart. And, I’ll read this to you. 🎧
13 min read
05
Feb
A Tale of Two Swimsuits

A Tale of Two Swimsuits

Two pictures are worth a thousand words.
1 min read
08
Jan
I Can Haz House

I Can Haz House

A video tour of my tiny, movable home. 🎥
8 min read
16
Dec
To My Penis on His Birthday 🎂🍆

To My Penis on His Birthday 🎂🍆

Thomas Penis Esquire III turns five.
7 min read
12
Nov
A person in high-heeled alligator boots, shorts, and a sequin vest stands in front of a garage painted NO PARKING.

Love Is Like Oral

It’s specialized as hell.
10 min read
15
Aug
A TV screenshot of man with his face covered in rhinoceros makeup stands in a room filled with lit candles, and the caption, “The Dolphin Queen chose me.”

Heed the Dolphin Queen

Maybe being myself is easier than I think.
4 min read
31
Jul
Navy Gay Death Cruise

Navy Gay Death Cruise

Three trans people walk onto a warship.
14 min read
22
Jun
Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Better living through garnishes (and throughout wars).
10 min read