05
Feb
A Tale of Two Swimsuits
Two pictures are worth a thousand words.
1 min read
Transness
08
Jan
I Can Haz House
A video tour of my tiny, movable home. 🎥
8 min read
16
Dec
To My Penis on His Birthday 🎂🍆
Thomas Penis Esquire III turns five.
7 min read
12
Nov
Love Is Like Oral
It’s specialized as hell.
10 min read
15
Aug
Heed the Dolphin Queen
Maybe being myself is easier than I think.
4 min read
31
Jul
Navy Gay Death Cruise
Three trans people walk onto a warship.
14 min read
22
Jun
Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries
Better living through garnishes (and throughout wars).
10 min read
01
Apr
The White Lotus Is Stealth Trans Hate.
Let’s talk about Real Trans Sex, HBO.
13 min read
25
Feb
Trans Island
How to Get as Wild as You Were Meant to Be
3 min read
04
Feb
An Incomplete List of Things I Love About My Trans Life
A tiny Trump antidote
8 min read