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Lessons in self-love. Antidotes to trans hate.

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RuPaul Uncut

RuPaul Uncut

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

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Sep
30
Tiny Video of a Happy Trans

Tiny Video of a Happy Trans

Tiny-dishwasher edition.
6 min read
Sep
10
A bearded man in a long black dress stands in front of evergreens next to an RV with a black hose coming out of the bottom.

How to Handle Your Shit

The Emmy-edited RV-pooping video you’ve been waiting for. 💩🎬
5 min read
Aug
29
My Katrina Evacuation

My Katrina Evacuation

What happened when I fled New Orleans from the most destructive hurricane in American history.
19 min read
Aug
15
A TV screenshot of man with his face covered in rhinoceros makeup stands in a room filled with lit candles, and the caption, “The Dolphin Queen chose me.”

Heed the Dolphin Queen

Maybe being myself is easier than I think.
4 min read
Jul
31
Navy Gay Death Cruise

Navy Gay Death Cruise

Three trans people walk onto a warship.
14 min read
Jun
22
Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Better living through garnishes (and throughout wars).
10 min read
May
11
Happy You-Survived-Your-Mother Day

Happy You-Survived-Your-Mother Day

To my fellow undercared-fors.
5 min read
Apr
01
The author leans into a life-sized skeleton tacked against a wooden post in a bar, making a kissing face.

The White Lotus Is Stealth Trans Hate.

Let’s talk about Real Trans Sex, HBO.
13 min read
Feb
25
Trans Island

Trans Island

How to Get as Wild as You Were Meant to Be
3 min read
Feb
04
A man with sparkling black stiletto nails holds up a glass of whiskey in a “cheers” motion.

An Incomplete List of Things I Love About My Trans Life

A tiny Trump antidote
8 min read