The Faggot-Witch Whenever
Lessons in self-love. Antidotes to trans hate.

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Aug
29
My Katrina Evacuation

My Katrina Evacuation

What happened when I fled New Orleans from the most destructive hurricane in American history.
19 min read
Aug
15
A TV screenshot of man with his face covered in rhinoceros makeup stands in a room filled with lit candles, and the caption, “The Dolphin Queen chose me.”

Heed the Dolphin Queen

Maybe being myself is easier than I think.
4 min read
Jul
31
Navy Gay Death Cruise

Navy Gay Death Cruise

Three trans people walk onto a warship.
14 min read
Jun
22
Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Better living through garnishes (and throughout wars).
10 min read
May
11
Happy You-Survived-Your-Mother Day

Happy You-Survived-Your-Mother Day

To my fellow undercared-fors.
5 min read
Apr
01
The author leans into a life-sized skeleton tacked against a wooden post in a bar, making a kissing face.

The White Lotus Is Stealth Trans Hate.

Let’s talk about Real Trans Sex, HBO.
13 min read
Feb
25
Trans Island

Trans Island

How to Get as Wild as You Were Meant to Be
3 min read
Feb
04
A man with sparkling black stiletto nails holds up a glass of whiskey in a “cheers” motion.

An Incomplete List of Things I Love About My Trans Life

A tiny Trump antidote
8 min read
Jan
10
Unpaid Advertisement: Other People’s Boyfriends

Unpaid Advertisement: Other People’s Boyfriends

Do you really need your own?
6 min read
Dec
31
A tuxedo cat stares out sheer gold window curtains.

New Moon, New Year, No Rules

Get wilder with this week’s “black moon” 🌑 💅
7 min read