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RuPaul Uncut

RuPaul Uncut

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

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Oct
24
TV Shows to Cry To

TV Shows to Cry To

The health benefits of reality television ❤️‍🩹
4 min read
Oct
11
A view of green trees with a rolling, tree-covered hill behind them, swathed in a ribbon of white fog.

An Incomplete List of Gifts from Men I’ve Kissed

Club BMW, Part Two.
10 min read
Sep
26
A green plant stalk with leaves rimmed by little drops of dew.

A Refutation of Dave Chappelle’s Transphobia

Transgender Jedi Flip, Part Two.
9 min read
Sep
16
A man in a rainbow thong and long white gloves braces his hands against a large tree trunk.

Dance Like Your Family Unconditionally Accepted You

Like, what would it even look like? 💃
3 min read
Sep
11
A photograph of a sparkling water can reading “I feel like I can be open around u,” held by long painted nails.

Ben Affleck vs. the Angry Tranny

And other streaming recommendations 📺
7 min read
Sep
04
An Incomplete List of Reasons I Think I Don’t Deserve to Be Happy

An Incomplete List of Reasons I Think I Don’t Deserve to Be Happy

What are yours?
1 min read
Aug
31
A puzzle depicting rock canyons below a blue clouded sky on the ceiling of an RV. Below it sits a cat on white blankets.

Unpaid Advertisement: Puzzle Glue

Put all the pieces together.
7 min read
Aug
27
A small rectangle of cashew-colored confection with sprinkles on a grey plate with 3 pills.

Gabapentin All Day

Mmmmmm, pills.
11 min read
Aug
20
Women Apologize to Me

Women Apologize to Me

People who should, less so.
8 min read
Aug
14
A small blue and pink pastel note taped to a mirror that says: “You’re doing AMAZING darling!”

Homeless Boyfriends Do It Better

Lessons from the houseless.
12 min read