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RuPaul Uncut

RuPaul Uncut

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

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Dec
17
Four pillows encased in ombre silk fading from royal blue to pink on an RV bed in front of windows overlooking green trees.

What to Get for the Man Who Has Everything

The Whenever’s bougie homeless gay gift guide 🎁
14 min read
Nov
29
Text that reads “You have been alive for 15,988 days.”

How to Fall in Love with Yourself in 15,988 Days

Featuring the best and worst movie lines this week
10 min read
Nov
12
A man with long green nails and covered in black tattoos sips from a martini glass in a restaurant.

Je Suis Wedding Dress Dave

On lawbreaking while trans.
7 min read
Nov
05
A hand with long gold nails holding a mail-in election ballot addressed to a PO Box in Olympia, Washington.

The Ball-less-ness of It All

A slice of trans Election Day life.
6 min read
Oct
24
TV Shows to Cry To

TV Shows to Cry To

The health benefits of reality television ❤️‍🩹
4 min read
Oct
11
A view of green trees with a rolling, tree-covered hill behind them, swathed in a ribbon of white fog.

An Incomplete List of Gifts from Men I’ve Kissed

Club BMW, Part Two.
10 min read
Sep
26
A green plant stalk with leaves rimmed by little drops of dew.

A Refutation of Dave Chappelle’s Transphobia

Transgender Jedi Flip, Part Two.
9 min read
Sep
16
A man in a rainbow thong and long white gloves braces his hands against a large tree trunk.

Dance Like Your Family Unconditionally Accepted You

Like, what would it even look like? 💃
3 min read
Sep
11
A photograph of a sparkling water can reading “I feel like I can be open around u,” held by long painted nails.

Ben Affleck vs. the Angry Tranny

And other streaming recommendations 📺
7 min read
Sep
04
An Incomplete List of Reasons I Think I Don’t Deserve to Be Happy

An Incomplete List of Reasons I Think I Don’t Deserve to Be Happy

What are yours?
1 min read