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Self(hood) Help

Self(hood) Help

15
Mar
A long, narrow photo of a very tall redwood tree, with heavily textured bark and some green, mossy looking patches.

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Canned tequila is good enough, and so am I.
4 min read
24
Feb
Photo shows the interior of an RV with piles of clothes, dishes, boxes, tools, and various containers and knick-knacks

Your Room Gets Messy, and You Clean It Up

So why stress the mess?
5 min read
10
Sep
An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today

An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today

but did anyway, until two Manhattans.
1 min read
05
Sep
It’s Not Me, It’s You.

It’s Not Me, It’s You.

Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤
6 min read
03
Aug
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

A little bit at a time. Right.
7 min read
28
Jul
I Fought the Law and the Law Lost

I Fought the Law and the Law Lost

An Ohio court rules in my flamboyant favor.
6 min read
22
Jun
Be the Change You Wish to See in Dick Pics

Be the Change You Wish to See in Dick Pics

Photo diary of a phalloplasty
3 min read
01
Jun
Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Super. Meet Bessie, my made-over partner in RV crime.
7 min read
08
May
Baby’s First Bald Spot

Baby’s First Bald Spot

Or, How to Become Your Own Dad in Just 42.5 Years
10 min read
19
Apr
Peeing on Your Boyfriend Won’t Give You What You Want, but It Will Give You What You Need

Peeing on Your Boyfriend Won’t Give You What You Want, but It Will Give You What You Need

The one with the watersports. ;)
9 min read