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An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today

but did anyway, until two Manhattans.

Should I have gone to yoga today?

Would I feel better if I had gone to yoga today?

Is the reason I don’t feel better more of the time because I don’t go to more yoga?

Should I worry that I the only green thing I ate was green beans, which are not even vegetables but legumes?

Should I have bought kale?


Since they didn’t have rice noodles at the grocery store is it bad that at my dinner party tomorrow I’m serving both an entree and a dessert that are made out of WHEAT?

Are the things that the person who was gaslighting me said true, even though no one else has ever said those things about me in the history of my adult life and in fact everyone else has said the opposite?

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