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Self(hood) Help

Jan
08
I Can Haz House

I Can Haz House

A video tour of my tiny, movable home. 🎥
8 min read
Nov
12
A person in high-heeled alligator boots, shorts, and a sequin vest stands in front of a garage painted NO PARKING.

Love Is Like Oral

It’s specialized as hell.
10 min read
Aug
15
A TV screenshot of man with his face covered in rhinoceros makeup stands in a room filled with lit candles, and the caption, “The Dolphin Queen chose me.”

Heed the Dolphin Queen

Maybe being myself is easier than I think.
4 min read
Jun
22
Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Better living through garnishes (and throughout wars).
10 min read
May
11
Happy You-Survived-Your-Mother Day

Happy You-Survived-Your-Mother Day

To my fellow undercared-fors.
5 min read
Jan
10
Unpaid Advertisement: Other People’s Boyfriends

Unpaid Advertisement: Other People’s Boyfriends

Do you really need your own?
6 min read
Dec
17
Four pillows encased in ombre silk fading from royal blue to pink on an RV bed in front of windows overlooking green trees.

What to Get for the Man Who Has Everything

The Whenever’s bougie homeless gay gift guide 🎁
14 min read
Nov
29
Text that reads “You have been alive for 15,988 days.”

How to Fall in Love with Yourself in 15,988 Days

Featuring the best and worst movie lines this week
10 min read
Oct
24
TV Shows to Cry To

TV Shows to Cry To

The health benefits of reality television ❤️‍🩹
4 min read
Oct
11
A view of green trees with a rolling, tree-covered hill behind them, swathed in a ribbon of white fog.

An Incomplete List of Gifts from Men I’ve Kissed

Club BMW, Part Two.
10 min read