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Self(hood) Help

Mar
22
A man lying in bed with a cat asleep on his shoulder. The cat is black with white paws and whiskers; the man is white and wearing a white fleece.

Cat Person 😻

Let yourself be loved, for fuck’s sake.
15 min read
Feb
24
B A N K R U P T C Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

B A N K R U P T C Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

Plus, the annual titties-free celebration sale.
12 min read
Feb
05
A Tale of Two Swimsuits

A Tale of Two Swimsuits

Two pictures are worth a thousand words.
1 min read
Jan
08
I Can Haz House

I Can Haz House

A video tour of my tiny, movable home. 🎥
8 min read
Nov
12
A person in high-heeled alligator boots, shorts, and a sequin vest stands in front of a garage painted NO PARKING.

Love Is Like Oral

It’s specialized as hell.
10 min read
Aug
15
A TV screenshot of man with his face covered in rhinoceros makeup stands in a room filled with lit candles, and the caption, “The Dolphin Queen chose me.”

Heed the Dolphin Queen

Maybe being myself is easier than I think.
4 min read
Jun
22
Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Better living through garnishes (and throughout wars).
10 min read
May
11
Happy You-Survived-Your-Mother Day

Happy You-Survived-Your-Mother Day

To my fellow undercared-fors.
5 min read
Jan
10
Unpaid Advertisement: Other People’s Boyfriends

Unpaid Advertisement: Other People’s Boyfriends

Do you really need your own?
6 min read
Dec
17
Four pillows encased in ombre silk fading from royal blue to pink on an RV bed in front of windows overlooking green trees.

What to Get for the Man Who Has Everything

The Whenever’s bougie homeless gay gift guide 🎁
14 min read