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Lessons in self-love. Antidotes to trans hate.

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To My Penis on His Birthday 🎂🍆

To My Penis on His Birthday 🎂🍆

RuPaul Uncut

RuPaul Uncut

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Faggot-Witch Forever: A Letter of Resignation to Cis Publishing

Faggot-Witch Forever: A Letter of Resignation to Cis Publishing

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10
Sep
A slim vase-sconce hangs on a yellow wall. It holds three red dahlias and green leaves, and is etched with a design of leaves and daisies.

Other People’s Rapings

An ode to SVU
4 min read
25
Aug
Divorcing “Should”

Divorcing “Should”

Now dating other options
5 min read
29
Jul
`A fraying strip of retro, burgundy-backed, horizontal floral wallpaper above a plastic toilet.

Drunkorating

Fake self-love till you make self-love.
8 min read
08
Jul
Moon hovering above a pine-covered hill behind the author. Foreground is a pair of feet poking out of a h

The End of Sex

Or, How Psychedelics Helped Me Stop Fuckin’
22 min read
23
Jun
Notes on a Cat’s Butthole

Notes on a Cat’s Butthole

R.I.P. to the love of my life.
10 min read
10
May
A man with a beard and blue-glitter cat-eye eyeliner takes a selfie in a mirror. He has black, flowery tattoos covering his bare shoulders.

I, Transphobe

Fuck Kevin Hart. And, I’ll read this to you. 🎧
13 min read
09
Apr

What’s Grosser Than Gross

Not a primate penis!
8 min read
22
Mar
A man lying in bed with a cat asleep on his shoulder. The cat is black with white paws and whiskers; the man is white and wearing a white fleece.

Cat Person 😻

Let yourself be loved, for fuck’s sake.
16 min read
24
Feb
B A N K R U P T C Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

B A N K R U P T C Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

Plus, the annual titties-free celebration sale.
12 min read
05
Feb
A Tale of Two Swimsuits

A Tale of Two Swimsuits

Two pictures are worth a thousand words.
1 min read