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RuPaul Uncut

RuPaul Uncut

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

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Sep
11
A photograph of a sparkling water can reading “I feel like I can be open around u,” held by long painted nails.

Ben Affleck vs. the Angry Tranny

And other streaming recommendations 📺
7 min read
Sep
04
An Incomplete List of Reasons I Think I Don’t Deserve to Be Happy

An Incomplete List of Reasons I Think I Don’t Deserve to Be Happy

What are yours?
1 min read
Aug
31
A puzzle depicting rock canyons below a blue clouded sky on the ceiling of an RV. Below it sits a cat on white blankets.

Unpaid Advertisement: Puzzle Glue

Put all the pieces together.
7 min read
Aug
27
A small rectangle of cashew-colored confection with sprinkles on a grey plate with 3 pills.

Gabapentin All Day

Mmmmmm, pills.
11 min read
Aug
20
Women Apologize to Me

Women Apologize to Me

People who should, less so.
8 min read
Aug
14
A small blue and pink pastel note taped to a mirror that says: “You’re doing AMAZING darling!”

Homeless Boyfriends Do It Better

Lessons from the houseless.
12 min read
Aug
07
A headshot of the author smiling with eyes closed and a full head of short hair, top of a white undershirt visible.

Quality Over Quantity

It is so good to be known.
4 min read
Aug
01
A black cat with white paws and chest sits on a wooden post, tall trees and blue sky behind him.

Peeing on Your Boyfriend, Part II

Another one about watersports.
3 min read
Jul
22
A man with a beard lying next to a sleeping black cat with white whiskers.

The Problem with Nice People

When you’re used to shittier ones, anyway.
9 min read
Jul
15
The back end of an RV parked close to a beach with low waves washing on it. Overhead the blue sky is streaked with clouds.

Unpaid Ad: Dehumidified Rice

Some things work out better than you think.
3 min read