05
Sep
It’s Not Me, It’s You.
Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤
6 min read
Transness
31
Aug
A Tale of Two Dick Surfaces
Weirdest. Life Metaphor. Ever.
2 min read
06
Jul
One Solved Mystery
People with different genitals learning about each other.
2 min read
22
Jun
From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III
Listen to your dick—if your dick is like my dick.
8 min read
22
Jun
Be the Change You Wish to See in Dick Pics
Photo diary of a phalloplasty
3 min read
08
May
Baby’s First Bald Spot
Or, How to Become Your Own Dad in Just 42.5 Years
10 min read
05
Apr
An Incomplete List of Catastrophes That Did Not Result From My Transition
Make trans people, not war.
1 min read
01
Apr
How Men Are
You mean “men without female experience.”
3 min read
03
Mar
You Need a Debris Wand
Yet more existential RV-maintenance advice.
4 min read
18
Feb
Cross-Dressing Transsexual Does Bump of Caviar
Breaking newses.
4 min read