Transness

Feb

05

This Is What Determination Looks Like

Two pictures are worth a thousand words.

Feb 5, 2026

1 min read

Jan

08

I Can Haz House

A video tour of my tiny, movable home. 🎥

Jan 8, 2026

8 min read

Dec

16

To My Penis on His Birthday 🎂🍆

Thomas Penis Esquire III turns five.

Dec 16, 2025

7 min read

Nov

12

Love Is Like Oral

It’s specialized as hell.

Nov 12, 2025

10 min read

Aug

15

Heed the Dolphin Queen

Maybe being myself is easier than I think.

Aug 15, 2025

4 min read

Jul

31

Navy Gay Death Cruise

Three trans people walk onto a warship.

Jul 31, 2025

14 min read

Jun

22

Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Better living through garnishes (and throughout wars).

Jun 22, 2025

10 min read

Apr

01

The White Lotus Is Stealth Trans Hate.

Let’s talk about Real Trans Sex, HBO.

Apr 1, 2025

13 min read

Feb

25

Trans Island

How to Get as Wild as You Were Meant to Be

Feb 25, 2025

3 min read

Feb

04

An Incomplete List of Things I Love About My Trans Life

A tiny Trump antidote

Feb 4, 2025

8 min read