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Transness

Nov
12
A person in high-heeled alligator boots, shorts, and a sequin vest stands in front of a garage painted NO PARKING.

Love Is Like Oral

It’s specialized as hell.
10 min read
Aug
15
A TV screenshot of man with his face covered in rhinoceros makeup stands in a room filled with lit candles, and the caption, “The Dolphin Queen chose me.”

Heed the Dolphin Queen

Maybe being myself is easier than I think.
4 min read
Jul
31
Navy Gay Death Cruise

Navy Gay Death Cruise

Three trans people walk onto a warship.
14 min read
Jun
22
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Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries

Better living through garnishes (and throughout wars).
10 min read
Apr
01
The author leans into a life-sized skeleton tacked against a wooden post in a bar, making a kissing face.

The White Lotus Is Stealth Trans Hate.

Let’s talk about Real Trans Sex, HBO.
13 min read
Feb
25
Trans Island

Trans Island

How to Get as Wild as You Were Meant to Be
3 min read
Feb
04
A man with sparkling black stiletto nails holds up a glass of whiskey in a “cheers” motion.

An Incomplete List of Things I Love About My Trans Life

A tiny Trump antidote
8 min read
Nov
29
Text that reads “You have been alive for 15,988 days.”

How to Fall in Love with Yourself in 15,988 Days

Featuring the best and worst movie lines this week
10 min read
Nov
12
A man with long green nails and covered in black tattoos sips from a martini glass in a restaurant.

Je Suis Wedding Dress Dave

On lawbreaking while trans.
7 min read
Nov
05
A hand with long gold nails holding a mail-in election ballot addressed to a PO Box in Olympia, Washington.

The Ball-less-ness of It All

A slice of trans Election Day life.
6 min read