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May
31
Unpaid Advertisement: Your Body

Unpaid Advertisement: Your Body

Follow your body around. It knows the way.
5 min read
Mar
15
A long, narrow photo of a very tall redwood tree, with heavily textured bark and some green, mossy looking patches.

Unpaid Advertisement: Cazadores Canned Margarita

Canned tequila is good enough, and so am I.
4 min read
Feb
24
Photo shows the interior of an RV with piles of clothes, dishes, boxes, tools, and various containers and knick-knacks

Your Room Gets Messy, and You Clean It Up

So why stress the mess?
5 min read
Sep
10
An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today

An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today

but did anyway, until two Manhattans.
1 min read
Sep
05
It’s Not Me, It’s You.

It’s Not Me, It’s You.

Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤
6 min read
Aug
03
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

A little bit at a time. Right.
7 min read
Jul
28
I Fought the Law and the Law Lost

I Fought the Law and the Law Lost

An Ohio court rules in my flamboyant favor.
6 min read
Jun
22
Be the Change You Wish to See in Dick Pics

Be the Change You Wish to See in Dick Pics

Photo diary of a phalloplasty
3 min read
Jun
01
Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Super. Meet Bessie, my made-over partner in RV crime.
7 min read
May
08
Baby’s First Bald Spot

Baby’s First Bald Spot

Or, How to Become Your Own Dad in Just 42.5 Years
10 min read