Aug
03
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance
A little bit at a time. Right.
7 min read
Self(hood) Help
Jul
28
I Fought the Law and the Law Lost
An Ohio court rules in my flamboyant favor.
6 min read
Jun
22
Be the Change You Wish to See in Dick Pics
Photo diary of a phalloplasty
3 min read
Jun
01
Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?
Super. Meet Bessie, my made-over partner in RV crime.
7 min read
May
08
Baby’s First Bald Spot
Or, How to Become Your Own Dad in Just 42.5 Years
10 min read
Apr
19
Peeing on Your Boyfriend Won’t Give You What You Want, but It Will Give You What You Need
The one with the watersports. ;)
9 min read
Feb
01
How to Become Your Own Boyfriend in 2,316 Days
Just 14 incredible steps
2 min read
Jan
10
An Incomplete Accounting of My Non-Material Resources
I’m rich!
3 min read
Dec
28
Everything I Did Wrong in 2022
(Spoiler: Nothing.)
2 min read
Dec
18
Soul-Fight Club
Or, What to Do When It Turns Out Your Soul Is Being Kind of a Dick
4 min read