16
Nov
Be the Bro You Wish to See
What can you do for your gender, Boss Man?
2 min read
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09
Nov
RuPaul Uncut
The extended edit of our Hollywood hang.
13 min read
22
Oct
All I Want From Justin Timberlake
Be a better ally, bro.
2 min read
24
Sep
A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again
TFW you wrap your closeted trans body around the King of Bhutan.
16 min read
10
Sep
An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today
but did anyway, until two Manhattans.
1 min read
05
Sep
It’s Not Me, It’s You.
Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤
6 min read
31
Aug
A Tale of Two Dick Surfaces
Weirdest. Life Metaphor. Ever.
2 min read
24
Aug
An Incomplete List of Things to Love About My Serial Rapist
I miss him.
3 min read
03
Aug
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance
A little bit at a time. Right.
7 min read
28
Jul
I Fought the Law and the Law Lost
An Ohio court rules in my flamboyant favor.
6 min read