May
08
Baby’s First Bald Spot
Or, How to Become Your Own Dad in Just 42.5 Years
10 min read
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Apr
19
Peeing on Your Boyfriend Won’t Give You What You Want, but It Will Give You What You Need
The one with the watersports. ;)
9 min read
Apr
07
Incest-phobia for Lunch
Super fucked up punch-down, Edward Norton.
2 min read
Apr
05
An Incomplete List of Catastrophes That Did Not Result From My Transition
Make trans people, not war
1 min read
Apr
01
How Men Are
You mean “men without female experience.”
3 min read
Mar
15
A Somewhat Drunken Missive From a Trailer-Dwelling Transsexual
Gettin’ real loose around here. Also/related: balls.
7 min read
Mar
03
You Need a Debris Wand
Yet more existential RV-maintenance advice.
4 min read
Feb
18
Cross-Dressing Transsexual Does Bump of Caviar
Breaking newses.
4 min read
Feb
09
Incidental Misogyny Playlist
That thing when Spotify queues you up somethin’ creepy.
2 min read
Feb
01
How to Become Your Own Boyfriend in 2,316 Days
Just 14 incredible steps
2 min read