I Can Haz House
A video tour of my tiny, movable home. π₯
To My Penis on His Birthday ππ
Thomas Penis Esquire III turns five.
Love Is Like Oral
Itβs specialized as hell.
How to Handle Your Shit
The Emmy-edited RV-pooping video youβve been waiting for. π©π¬
My Katrina Evacuation
What happened when I fled New Orleans from the most destructive hurricane in American history.
Navy Gay Death Cruise
Three trans people walk onto a warship.
Unpaid Advertisement: Three Cherries
Better living through garnishes (and throughout wars).
Happy You-Survived-Your-Mother Day
To my fellow undercared-fors.