Self(hood) Help

Apr
19
Peeing on Your Boyfriend Won’t Give You What You Want, but It Will Give You What You Need

Peeing on Your Boyfriend Won’t Give You What You Want, but It Will Give You What You Need

The one with the watersports. ;)
9 min read
Feb
01
How to Become Your Own Boyfriend in 2,316 Days

How to Become Your Own Boyfriend in 2,316 Days

Just 14 incredible steps
2 min read
Jan
10
An Incomplete Accounting of My Non-Material Resources

An Incomplete Accounting of My Non-Material Resources

I’m rich!
3 min read
Dec
28
Everything I Did Wrong in 2022

Everything I Did Wrong in 2022

(Spoiler: Nothing.)
2 min read
Dec
18
Soul-Fight Club

Soul-Fight Club

Or, What to Do When It Turns Out Your Soul Is Being Kind of a Dick
4 min read
Nov
08
Road Trip to Regeneration

Road Trip to Regeneration

On no longer settling for what looks right.
4 min read
Nov
01
This morning, I woke up and pooped in a truck

This morning, I woke up and pooped in a truck

That time when I moved into an RV.
4 min read
Oct
02
Hey Jupiter

Hey Jupiter

A letter to a goat who knows more about love than I did
4 min read
Sep
09
The Great Transsexual Baking Cope-Off

The Great Transsexual Baking Cope-Off

This whole thing is basically a trigger warning. Me, too.
15 min read
Aug
21
Faggot-Witch Forever: A Letter of Resignation to Cis Publishing

Faggot-Witch Forever: A Letter of Resignation to Cis Publishing

It isn’t fun anymore. Was it ever?
12 min read