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Self(hood) Help

Self(hood) Help

17
Dec
Four pillows encased in ombre silk fading from royal blue to pink on an RV bed in front of windows overlooking green trees.

What to Get for the Man Who Has Everything

The Whenever’s bougie homeless gay gift guide 🎁
14 min read
29
Nov
Text that reads “You have been alive for 15,988 days.”

How to Fall in Love with Yourself in 15,988 Days

Featuring the best and worst movie lines this week
10 min read
24
Oct
TV Shows to Cry To

TV Shows to Cry To

The health benefits of reality television ❤️‍🩹
4 min read
11
Oct
A view of green trees with a rolling, tree-covered hill behind them, swathed in a ribbon of white fog.

An Incomplete List of Gifts from Men I’ve Kissed

Club BMW, Part Two.
10 min read
16
Sep
A man in a rainbow thong and long white gloves braces his hands against a large tree trunk.

Dance Like Your Family Unconditionally Accepted You

Like, what would it even look like? 💃
3 min read
04
Sep
An Incomplete List of Reasons I Think I Don’t Deserve to Be Happy

An Incomplete List of Reasons I Think I Don’t Deserve to Be Happy

What are yours?
1 min read
31
Aug
A puzzle depicting rock canyons below a blue clouded sky on the ceiling of an RV. Below it sits a cat on white blankets.

Unpaid Advertisement: Puzzle Glue

Put all the pieces together.
7 min read
27
Aug
A small rectangle of cashew-colored confection with sprinkles on a grey plate with 3 pills.

Gabapentin All Day

Mmmmmm, pills.
11 min read
20
Aug
Women Apologize to Me

Women Apologize to Me

People who should, less so.
8 min read
14
Aug
A small blue and pink pastel note taped to a mirror that says: “You’re doing AMAZING darling!”

Homeless Boyfriends Do It Better

Lessons from the houseless.
12 min read