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27
Aug
A small rectangle of cashew-colored confection with sprinkles on a grey plate with 3 pills.

Gabapentin All Day

Mmmmmm, pills.
11 min read
20
Aug
Women Apologize to Me

Women Apologize to Me

People who should, less so.
8 min read
14
Aug
A small blue and pink pastel note taped to a mirror that says: “You’re doing AMAZING darling!”

Homeless Boyfriends Do It Better

Lessons from the houseless.
12 min read
07
Aug
A headshot of the author smiling with eyes closed and a full head of short hair, top of a white undershirt visible.

Quality Over Quantity

It is so good to be known.
4 min read
01
Aug
A black cat with white paws and chest sits on a wooden post, tall trees and blue sky behind him.

Peeing on Your Boyfriend, Part II

Another one about watersports.
3 min read
22
Jul
A man with a beard lying next to a sleeping black cat with white whiskers.

The Problem with Nice People

When you’re used to shittier ones, anyway.
9 min read
15
Jul
The back end of an RV parked close to a beach with low waves washing on it. Overhead the blue sky is streaked with clouds.

Unpaid Ad: Dehumidified Rice

Some things work out better than you think.
3 min read
10
Jul
A wooden bench sitting among many green leafy plants, with “You’re art that walks around” carved into the backrest.

How to Talk to Your Inner Child

Have you told you lately that you love you?
1 min read
08
Jul
A black cat with white feet sits on a multicolored striped chair against a grey pillow.

From the Mouths of Netflix Babes

Fuck the cistem.
6 min read
27
Jun
A black cat with white paws asleep facedown on a black pillow against a window with yellow curtains.

Preventative Rest

Your exhaustion = perfection.
5 min read