Sep
24
A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again
TFW you wrap your closeted trans body around the king of Bhutan.
16 min read
Gabriel Mac
Sep
10
An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today
but did anyway, until two Manhattans.
1 min read
Sep
05
It’s Not Me, It’s You.
Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤
6 min read
Aug
31
A Tale of Two Dick Surfaces
Weirdest. Life Metaphor. Ever.
2 min read
Aug
24
An Incomplete List of Things to Love About My Serial Rapist
I miss him.
3 min read
Aug
03
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance
A little bit at a time. Right.
7 min read
Jul
28
I Fought the Law and the Law Lost
An Ohio court rules in my flamboyant favor.
6 min read
Jul
20
Dear TV Execs, a Show About Incest Could Be So Hot
Watching The Handmaid’s Tale as a former sex slave
7 min read
Jul
06
One Solved Mystery
People with different genitals learning about each other.
2 min read
Jun
22
From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III
Listen to your dick, at least if your dick is my dick.
8 min read