Oct
22
All I Want From Justin Timberlake
Be a better ally, bro.
2 min read
Transness
Sep
24
A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again
TFW you wrap your closeted trans body around a monarch.
16 min read
Sep
05
It’s Not Me, It’s You.
Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤
6 min read
Aug
31
A Tale of Two Dick Surfaces
Weirdest. Life Metaphor. Ever.
2 min read
Jul
06
One Solved Mystery
People with different genitals learning about each other.
2 min read
Jun
22
From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III
Listen to your dick, at least if your dick is my dick.
8 min read
Jun
22
Be the Change You Wish to See in Dick Pics
Photo diary of a phalloplasty
3 min read
May
08
Baby’s First Bald Spot
Or, How to Become Your Own Dad in Just 42.5 Years
10 min read
Apr
05
An Incomplete List of Catastrophes That Did Not Result From My Transition
Make trans people, not war
1 min read
Apr
01
How Men Are
You mean “men without female experience.”
3 min read