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Dec

16

To My Penis on His Birthday 🎂🍆

Thomas Penis Esquire III turns five.

Dec 16, 2025

7 min read

Nov

12

Love Is Like Oral

It’s specialized as hell.

Nov 12, 2025

10 min read

Nov

05

The Ball-less-ness of It All

A slice of trans Election Day life.

Nov 5, 2024

6 min read

Aug

31

A Tale of Two Dick Surfaces

Weirdest. Life Metaphor. Ever.

Aug 31, 2023

2 min read

Jun

22

From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III

Listen to your dick—if your dick is like my dick.

Jun 22, 2023

8 min read

Jun

22

Be the Change You Wish to See in Dick Pics

Photo diary of a phalloplasty

Jun 22, 2023

3 min read

Mar

15

A Somewhat Drunken Missive From a Trailer-Dwelling Transsexual

Gettin’ real loose around here. Also/related: balls.

Mar 15, 2023

7 min read

Jan

01

My Penis, Myself

On giving myself—and the world—the gift of my dick.

Jan 1, 2022

22 min read