To My Penis on His Birthday 🎂🍆
Thomas Penis Esquire III turns five.
Love Is Like Oral
It’s specialized as hell.
The Ball-less-ness of It All
A slice of trans Election Day life.
A Tale of Two Dick Surfaces
Weirdest. Life Metaphor. Ever.
From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III
Listen to your dick—if your dick is like my dick.
Be the Change You Wish to See in Dick Pics
Photo diary of a phalloplasty
A Somewhat Drunken Missive From a Trailer-Dwelling Transsexual
Gettin’ real loose around here. Also/related: balls.
My Penis, Myself
On giving myself—and the world—the gift of my dick.