Sep
10
An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today
but did anyway, until two Manhattans.
1 min read
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Sep
05
It’s Not Me, It’s You.
Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤
6 min read
Aug
31
A Tale of Two Dick Surfaces
Weirdest. Life Metaphor. Ever.
2 min read
Aug
24
An Incomplete List of Things to Love About My Serial Rapist
I miss him.
3 min read
Aug
03
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance
A little bit at a time. Right.
7 min read
Jul
28
I Fought the Law and the Law Lost
An Ohio court rules in my flamboyant favor.
6 min read
Jul
20
Dear TV Execs, a Show About Incest Could Be So Hot
Watching The Handmaid’s Tale as a former sex slave
7 min read
Jul
06
One Solved Mystery
People with different genitals learning about each other.
2 min read
Jun
22
From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III
Listen to your dick, at least if your dick is my dick.
8 min read
Jun
22
Be the Change You Wish to See in Dick Pics
Photo diary of a phalloplasty
3 min read