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Self(hood) Help

Jul
10
A wooden bench sitting among many green leafy plants, with “You’re art that walks around” carved into the backrest.

How to Talk to Your Inner Child

Have you told you lately that you love you?
1 min read
Jun
27
A black cat with white paws asleep facedown on a black pillow against a window with yellow curtains.

Preventative Rest

Your exhaustion = perfection.
5 min read
Jun
20
A grocery-store rack packed with containers of cookies, cupcakes, and slices of cake

Free Thrills

Walk into the food bank dessert first 🍰
10 min read
May
31
Unpaid Advertisement: Your Body

Unpaid Advertisement: Your Body

Follow your body around. It knows the way.
5 min read
Mar
15
A long, narrow photo of a very tall redwood tree, with heavily textured bark and some green, mossy looking patches.

Unpaid Advertisement: Cazadores Canned Margarita

Canned tequila is good enough, and so am I.
4 min read
Feb
24
Photo shows the interior of an RV with piles of clothes, dishes, boxes, tools, and various containers and knick-knacks

Your Room Gets Messy, and You Clean It Up

So why stress the mess?
5 min read
Sep
10
An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today

An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today

but did anyway, until two Manhattans.
1 min read
Sep
05
It’s Not Me, It’s You.

It’s Not Me, It’s You.

Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤
6 min read
Aug
03
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

A little bit at a time. Right.
7 min read
Jul
28
I Fought the Law and the Law Lost

I Fought the Law and the Law Lost

An Ohio court rules in my flamboyant favor.
6 min read