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RV Diaries

Dec
17
Four pillows encased in ombre silk fading from royal blue to pink on an RV bed in front of windows overlooking green trees.

What to Get for the Man Who Has Everything

The Whenever’s bougie homeless gay gift guide 🎁
14 min read
Aug
14
A small blue and pink pastel note taped to a mirror that says: “You’re doing AMAZING darling!”

Homeless Boyfriends Do It Better

Lessons from the houseless.
12 min read
Jul
15
The back end of an RV parked close to a beach with low waves washing on it. Overhead the blue sky is streaked with clouds.

Unpaid Ad: Dehumidified Rice

Some things work out better than you think.
3 min read
Jan
30
No Beans, but Sausage

No Beans, but Sausage

It’s probably going to be fine.
2 min read
Aug
03
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

A little bit at a time. Right.
7 min read
Jun
22
From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III

From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III

Listen to your dick, at least if your dick is my dick.
8 min read
Jun
06
Questions I Never Asked in My Whole Life Until I Got an RV

Questions I Never Asked in My Whole Life Until I Got an RV

They’re mostly about poo.
1 min read
Jun
01
Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Super. Meet Bessie, my made-over partner in RV crime.
7 min read
May
19
I Can Reach My Window With My Foot

I Can Reach My Window With My Foot

And other RV gifts
2 min read
Mar
15
A Somewhat Drunken Missive From a Trailer-Dwelling Transsexual

A Somewhat Drunken Missive From a Trailer-Dwelling Transsexual

Gettin’ real loose around here. Also/related: balls.
7 min read