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Aug
07
A headshot of the author smiling with eyes closed and a full head of short hair, top of a white undershirt visible.

Quality Over Quantity

It is so good to be known.
4 min read
Aug
01
A black cat with white paws and chest sits on a wooden post, tall trees and blue sky behind him.

Peeing on Your Boyfriend, Part II

Another one about watersports.
3 min read
Jul
22
A man with a beard lying next to a sleeping black cat with white whiskers.

The Problem with Nice People

When you’re used to shittier ones, anyway.
9 min read
Jul
15
The back end of an RV parked close to a beach with low waves washing on it. Overhead the blue sky is streaked with clouds.

Unpaid Ad: Dehumidified Rice

Some things work out better than you think.
3 min read
Jul
10
A wooden bench sitting among many green leafy plants, with “You’re art that walks around” carved into the backrest.

How to Talk to Your Inner Child

Have you told you lately that you love you?
1 min read
Jul
08
A black cat with white feet sits on a multicolored striped chair against a grey pillow.

From the Mouths of Netflix Babes

Fuck the cistem.
6 min read
Jun
27
A black cat with white paws asleep facedown on a black pillow against a window with yellow curtains.

Preventative Rest

Your exhaustion = perfection.
5 min read
Jun
20
A grocery-store rack packed with containers of cookies, cupcakes, and slices of cake

Free Thrills

Walk into the food bank dessert first 🍰
10 min read
Jun
10
A hanging basket of white and purple flowers next to a rainbow flag with a stitched-together rip through the word “Pride.”

Hate Wins

But only until it doesn’t, fuckers.
4 min read
May
31
Unpaid Advertisement: Your Body

Unpaid Advertisement: Your Body

Follow your body around. It knows the way.
5 min read