31
Aug
A Tale of Two Dick Surfaces
Weirdest. Life Metaphor. Ever.
2 min read
Gabriel Mac
24
Aug
An Incomplete List of Things to Love About My Serial Rapist
I miss him.
3 min read
03
Aug
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance
A little bit at a time. Right.
7 min read
28
Jul
I Fought the Law and the Law Lost
An Ohio court rules in my flamboyant favor.
6 min read
20
Jul
Dear TV Execs, a Show About Incest Could Be So Hot
Watching The Handmaid’s Tale as a former sex slave
7 min read
06
Jul
One Solved Mystery
People with different genitals learning about each other.
2 min read
22
Jun
From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III
Listen to your dick—if your dick is like my dick.
8 min read
22
Jun
Be the Change You Wish to See in Dick Pics
Photo diary of a phalloplasty
3 min read
06
Jun
Questions I Never Asked in My Whole Life Until I Got an RV
They’re mostly about poo.
1 min read
01
Jun
Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?
Super. Meet Bessie, my made-over partner in RV crime.
7 min read